I'm excited.

When I was 14, my Dad took my Mother and I onboard the world's most famous ship.  The world's only superliner.  The world's most luxurious ship.

• The most famous ship in the world.
• The furthest travelled ship in the world - of all time (approaching SIX MILLION MILES)
• The most successful ship in the world.
• The most powerful passenger ship afloat (130,000 bhp / and over 98 megawatts)
• The fastest liner afloat, by some margin - at 34 knots.
• The last Clydebuilt liner.
• Arguably... the last true Transatlantic liner (having made over 800 crossings)

• Threshers offer a permanent '3 for 2' on their wines.  This means, basically, that their wine is 40% overpriced compared to their competitors.  You'd be a mug to go in there and buy a single bottle of any wine thats in that offer.  Lo-and-behold the 40% voucher offer only applies to these wines, and you can't do the 3 for 2 at the same time.  "Last year, drinks retailer Threshers said it was worried that its 40% off vouchers had been distributed so widely that it could end up hurting profits. "  Thats the punchline, absolute genius.  Promote the marketing manager I say!
• GAP have basically just announced their 30% discount to the world via BBC News - thanks BBC!
• And Littlewoods - "decided to stop pursuing online shoppers who it claimed had abused an online £25-off voucher. "  "The vouchers had been sent to specific customers but had then been widely distributed" Ha ha ha!!  Absolutely superb!  WHO DO THEY THINK THEY'RE KIDDING!  (Apart from the BBC).